Sunday, March 28, 2010

To Ellipse

To subject--or (meaning (implicitly (but now (or at least very soon) explicitly)), of course, rather (as in NOR ("not OR" in the logical sense) instead of XOR ("exclusive (of either (but not both)) OR"))), in this case, not--and predicate (the root statement contains nonzero gardenpathiness, I'll warn (and have, see previous (apparently (you'd think I'd know (being the wordslinger himself)) the warning is (was, when you read it (which is beginning to be quite a while back)) in the future ("I'll (I will, literally (but you knew that))", denoting potentiality) and the past "have (denoting completion)" but not the present, which implies--based on the location of the warning in relation to this text (i.e. before)--that you will (or must?) reread from prior to the warning (but my invitation to "see previous (see previous)" refers the reader back prior to the same invitation, which makes this reread unnecessary while rendering the whole statement (a superset (containing an embedded statement (subset) with (countably) infinite cardinality (which puts a certain limit (so to speak) on the uninfiniteness of the superset (whole statement)))) functionally if not actually characterally infinite)))) infinitely (but hierarchically--vertical rather than horizontal divergence being demonstrated (by inductive logic (invoking lower structures embedded ad infinitum) only) (clearly this utterance ('cause can this even be considered a sentence?) is not itself infinite (for which you, the reader, have cause to rejoice)--except in the recursive way previously demonstrated (see previous))) here) is, only (meaning (from the commas (because it pays to be careful with such things (what with flailing undergrads throwing commas around like nobody's business (and all (as they say))) not "only human (but you didn't get to the last word yet, did you? (of course I know the answer to that))" as in "a base trait attributable to our nature (or something like that (it is at the very least somewhat pejorative (to human nature; it is used in a reassuring way often ("don't fret about what you did, it's only human"))))" but more along the lines of (and by that I mean "precisely (or, more accurately (and just as precisely) "accurately")") "something unique to (humans (as it will turn out (though I let the cat out of the bag (figuratively speaking) long (getting longer now) ago)))"), human (no comment needed on this one (doh!)).

My Noodle

Around my noodle is my noggin.  In front of my noodle is my nozzle. Beside my noodle I'm essentially Nim Chimpsky.